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Kibbel the night janitor woke me up at three in the morning and asked me if I had any rolling papers. And really if you stop to think about it, who is hurt by the time honored unavoidable trade of prostitution? There is nothing you can do about them that won't break the bank, overcrowd the prisons, or corrode an already oxidized judicial system. President Clinton has repeatedly insisted his pardon of Marc Rich was the right thing to do. Someone smoking a joint doesn't all of the sudden rear back and stab his partner in the eye socket with a cue stick, ok? You know why Jack Kerouac was cool?

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There is too much rumor, too much innuendo, and just enough evidence; bottom line, folks, where there's smoke, there's friction. And they would heal the world. Gary Condit is simply a skeevy hound using the illusion of power to get laid. Yes, the highs can be dazzling, but the views they provide are often straight to the bottom of the chasm ahead of you. The Best Gear of Now you may not like these promises he's keeping, but maybe, in the end, what this country needs, above all else, is someone who just keeps his word, even if that word is "Ca-rum-u-bob-ulate-tion-ism.

The Quivering Pen: Would the last one out of Camp Victory please turn off the lights?

Oh, yeah, I love the sound of that. The same people who scream about the freedom of choice for a woman to do what she wants with her body are forcing people who want their body to have a cigarette out into the streets to smoke. Steamy, provocative magazine ads are fine, but I was at the beach recently, and there was a prop plane going back and forth along the shoreline trailing a banner that said: By The Drive Staff December 19, Believe me, the would be fucked. Nose to tail, top to bottom. I have questions about the excerpt.
Sentence them to house arrest in their victim's house. You see it right there in the clenched jaw of the high-strung B-movie producer who's wrestling his Humvee into the handicapped parking spot so he can get to his meditation class on time. At least that way they only get fucked around once. I'm not sure they've taken it far enough. You know, she couldn't be any more in her former husbands hip pocket if she were a piece of lint. Daddy needs his "Me Time.

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StellaO1995 +0 Points March 5, 2018

Nikki looks like a proper slut and whore. Really sexy

killps +8 Points August 11, 2018

damn she's sexy. great body

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bob_702 +3 Points October 11, 2019

The redhead looks tasty !!mmmm.

badviper +6 Points July 23, 2018

Love it. Look forward to the three lesbians part two! ;-)P

kaasje +7 Points May 12, 2018

The Inbetweeners Headmaster is at it again...

jk123 +1 Points June 14, 2018

love the dp - slut!

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